PRESIDENT G:
Okay, Walt--give me your best shot.
WALTER HOUSMANN:
Not long after his assassination, a story floated around, giving rise to a suspicion so revolting as to have been kept concealed by the government for lo these many years.
His advances toward the young, strapping Lincoln had been refused.
MAN:
Why, my son, I am thy father and thy brother.
The boy knew his course, and finally replied, walking backwards as he did.
BOY:
Share a bed with ma pappy and bruther an I sure doan need me more a that!